61. Week of 9-17

Current Events

Hank the tank

A large bear refered as 64F was captured after a recent 21 home invasions. This large black bear was believed to be a "notorious bandit" of the local area. The internet showed affection for Hank the tank though she was reported possibly breaking into 28 homes. DNA testing has proven Hank the Tank is responsible for 21 of the home invasions.

Song of the week

Banana Bread tastes good!